i'm trying to plan my own surprise birthday party

why does slack have a notification sound that's just someone saying "hummus"??

twitch chat: "who the fuck is tom bombadil"

yooooo it's that time again! Anyone in the bay area looking for a roommate and two cats?

My pants are tight in the wrong part of my legs and pull themselves down. How do I wear pants better

low latency video streaming rules but man what a weird culture it spawned

I really loathe twitch's.... everything.

Anyone on fedi play Warframe? I'm getting back into it

this company wants to change me for 8-year-old software

man sfdc has been out for a while huh

very tempted to get a smoked salmon bagel for lunch

Sara boosted

housemate just burst into my room

him: JAMES!!
me: ..yeah?
him: its not funny
me: excuse me
him: james im not KIDDING
me: ...?

he looks very worried. he hands me this torn piece of a card

him: please tell me you did it
me: ...
him: i just opened the cutlery drawer and this was on top
me: i got a spoon out the drawer ten minutes ago and there was nothing..?
him: SO DID I

it's 10 o'clock at night. nobody else is in the flat. the door is locked. the windows are closed. we are fuckin TERRIFIED

Sara boosted

hey i got a question to crowdsource, where the hecko do I download "CardAccess 3000 Server"

hey i got a question to crowdsource, where the hecko do I download "CardAccess 3000 Server"

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